"Boy, I hope you're as big a pecker puffer as you look, cause that's the only thing gonna' keep you from screamin' about my foot up yer' ass in the next five seconds."
"One of the lesser known legends of the Zone is how a Chimera and a psuedogiant were fighting, and it was Captain Daisy who emerged victorious.
Captain Daisy'
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Steam Name: Dominator046 SteamID: STEAM_0:1:41613521 Combat RP Experience: Extensive Stalker RP Experience: Moderate Desire to Join UKM: Considerable Willingness to Cooperate with Presence in Events: Considerable Willingness to Receive IC / OoC Training: High
What is the UKM's purpose in the zone?: Containment of all information - and thusly, all persons therein. How will your UKM interact with other soldiers or military stalkers: Gruff, with general derision. How will your UKM interact with his superiors and officers?: Quiet, doesn't speak unless spoken too, but never forgets mistreatment. How will your UKM interact with unauthorized Stalkers in the zone: With reason and understanding. Oh, his shotgun is Reason, and his limbs are Understanding. He named them.
Backstory: This man is Captain Terrel Daisy This man is your worst nightmare.
It is uncertain of how Captain Terrel Daisy came to be a part of the Ukrainian Military. Some suspect he simply emerged as a soldier with the announcement of the zone and its strict shoot-on-sight containment policy. Some say he is Ares come again, striking men down with fire in his eyes and ceaseless bloodlust. Some say that he puts fear into Monolith soldiers, and after having been dragged off by Forest Bloodsuckers - being found ten minutes later by his comrades with 'a new scarf, heh'. His origins are unknown, but this Ukrainian man doesn't seem to have encountered anything that can stop his drive of wanton malice and cruelty.
What is known is that he attained ranks exponentially faster than your standard soldier, though not the fastest on record - though perhaps one of the fastest to earn them. His ability to direct combatants and neutralize threats is almost as impressive as his ability to inflict pain and damage on seemingly any living thing on the planet Earth. As a Corporal, he earned the title Captain when a Stalker of some faction - he never seems to remember - shouted about being a captain, standing tall in his Exo-Radsuit. When Terrel Daisy dispatched him, with a unique blend of horrifying brutality and cunning ingenuity, he shouted 'Who's Captain Now!?' to which all of the men under his command have dared to address him as any other rank out of fear alone.
One man of Russian lineage who accused Daisy of softness was never heard from again. Though everyone knows what happened, no one comes forward, knowing that Daisy would inflict the same loathsome fate upon those persons as the man in question himself. In short, Daisy was responsible for the disappearance of that man, the destruction of one Death Truck, and the possible destruction of a military tent filled with phosphorus flash grenades. It is also unknown how Captain Daisy, a Ukrainian man, was born with the appearance of Jesus (if Jesus looked like Hugh Jackman mixed with R Lee Ermy) and the voice of God (If God sounded like Johan Hegg mixed with R Lee Ermy). He never knew his dad, but this man is in a twist of irony perhaps the most unfortunate, manliest man alive, for being Captain Daisy's father.
Captain Daisy's favorite weapon is his trusty shotgun, a ten-gauge pump-action beauty that he - as mentioned, calls Reason. He has claimed to have given countless people a taste of his Reason-ing. Men, women, children, old teachers, old co-workers, babysitters, nuns, babysitters he didn't have, teachers he didn't have, more nuns, single dads, petting zoo animals, whales, "tons of them there Asians", drug dealers, fat-bodies, and people named Mike.
You do not fuck with Captain Daisy. He fucks with you, and when he's done - you smile and say 'Thank you, Sir. Captain Daisy, Sir."vAnd if you're one of the lucky ones, he'll give you the courtesy of living another day.
It has been prophecized by every fortune teller that has been within twenty miles of him that a man with the same name and description would be born again in the future of mankind to save us all from total destruction. Why this savior has appeared to us now, in the middle of the Ukraine, is a mystery that we may never know the answer to.
Last edited by Dominator046 on Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:34 pm; edited 4 times in total (Reason for editing : God Bless Captain Daisy)