Petro Petrovich and Jonathan Shepherd, in a lousy attempt to pick up Trinity "WhiteKnight" Hilton, were led straight into a trap in bloodsucker territory. Petro was tied to a tree and left for dead, while Jonathan was kept away by "WhiteKnight." After she left, Jonathan just narrowly saved Petro from being killed by a bloodsucker. However, he then sustained the brunt of the Bloodsucker's attack, being impaled on his arms and losing his weapons. Petro, in this time, managed to shake free and pump the bloodsucker full of lead. It ignored most of the shots, and carried the injured Jonathan off to the top of a tree to about a height of 60 feet. It then dropped him, but Petro broke his fall. This broke Petro's spine, causing him to lose consciousness and the ability to move. Jonathan, forsaking his weapons and gear, sprinted back to Lonertown with Petro on his back. However, they were stopped at the gates by "WhiteKnight" herself. She then shot and killed Jon whilst cackling like a crone. She then carried Petro off into the wildnerness, where she came upon a fire. Petro Petrovich VII, now regaining consciousness, could do naught as the flames engulfed his body. "WhiteKnight" had a good chuckle and returned to Lonertown. It is unknown if Freedom ever noticed the disappearance of one of their own.
Thus ends the long line of the Petro Petrovich name. Was a singular pinch on the ass enough to warrant two murders? Probably not. But who gives a damn?
